~*~AUTHORESS’
CORNER~*~
(The scene is a
rather small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a small light
shines directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is sitting a
rather small wooden desk in a black beanbag chair, neither facing the reader,
nor facing the Chibis/Gundam Pilots behind her.
Rather, she is sitting in front of her main computer, typing away her
own responses to the survey…)
All But
Authoress: (crowd
around) now this I HAVE to see….
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*note-
well, duh…I obviously wrote the responses THIS time, seeing as they’re
for me…and because of that, I’ll have the character’s comment every so often in
replace of my usual “A/N”
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To:
Evil_Authoress@fanfiction.net
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Duo: but of course…
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From: lil_red_blur@psychochibis.org
Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill
out the answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a
friend. (No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call
you:
Jennifer; Jenna; Jen; Jennie; Jennie-chan; Di-Di (::grrrr….::); ~J.C.~; The
Authoress; The Weird One; Blonde #1; [the
list goes on, but I’m just gonna stop there]
The nice
nicknames:
all above, except for “Di-Di”
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
Di-Di (see, my dad is called “Jay”, and my little brother’s called “JJ”, so
just because my mom’s called “Dee”, he figured that I should be called “Di-Di’,
but anybody who calls me that will either die or wish they were dead….) I am
currently the only person in my family who seems to have a real name, and would
like to keep it that way, thank you!
Pets: none…my brother’s allergic
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All: Suck to be him.
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Parents: yup, I have ‘em…my dad,
Jay, and my mom, Dee
Siblings
(biological or adopted or both):
ya know what? I say it’s the other
way around; JJ wasn’t adopted… I was!
At least, that’s what I keep telling myself…
Age in dog years: don’t even go there…
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color?
Emerald-Green/Deep-Blue/Black…Silver is my second-fav color
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Rachy-chan/Ashy-chan:
(referring
to Authoress’ outfit, sarcastically) we would never have guessed!
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Animal? (heh…is it just me, or do
all the Chibis luv dragons?) Dragons, and kittens
Song? “Crash and Burn”
by Savage Garden (I can’t figure out why…I hate Savage Garden with a passion,
but the song is my absolute favorite of all time!)
Book?
Fanfictions!
^_^
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All: -_-()
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Movie: either “Endless
Waltz”, or “Who Framed Rodger Rabbit”…luv ‘em both!
Foods: Chocolate!
Toothpaste: don’t matter to me, as
long as it’ not mint (bleh!)
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Rachy-chan: HOW can she not like mint? EVERYBODY loves mint!
Mint’s the best thing in-
Ashy-chan: (gives Rachy-chan more mint
leaves to shut her up)
Rachy-chan: O_O (grabs the mint leaves,
then runs over to a corner to eat them, and spends the next ten minutes trying
to find one in the circular realm)
Quatre: …isn’t that part of a dumb
blonde joke?
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Flower(s): What’s the name of
those pale-blue colored flowers? I
forget, but they’re my favorite kind
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you
would love someone to do for you that no one ever has: I dunno
Dream that came
true: As
scary as it sounds, there’s a lot of them…I, literally, have premonitions of
what’s going to happen in the future when I dream at night.
Not always, but often (the other times, I dream about anime…but of course!
^_~)
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Duo: creepy…
Quatre: the premonitions?
Duo: yeah, that too…
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Do You Believe
in Shooting Stars: uh-huh
Do You Believe In
Men from Mars:
not mars…too close…but I DO believe that there is [intelligent] life
beyond the planet earth, though it seems weird considering how little amount of
intelligent life there is on THIS planet
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All: (gaze shifts from Duo, to
Miellie-chan, to the mint-eating Rachy-chan, to the Authoress)
Me: …hey!
Duo: …hey!
Rachy-chan: …( ::munch, munch:: )…
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Do You Believe
in UFO’s: oh,
sure! Spaceships AND Unidentified
Flying Objects
Do You Believe
in Love at First Sight: yup…I’m
a hopeless romantic when I’m not hyper…..so sue me! (…not literally!)
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Duo: …damn
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Do You Believe
in Eternity: chibi*nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod-
Do You Believe
in Soulmates:
sure do, though my definition is somewhat different than what many might
believe…I won’t go into that, though…spare you all a touch of sanity from my
logic
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All: too late
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Do You Believe
in Prince/Princess Charming:
yup…he ain’t here, that’s for sure, but he’s out there somewhere!
What’s more
important-love or money: L-U-V
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
not studying for finals…wait…I don’t feel guilty about that….
What is the last
thing that made you smile:
I’m always smiling…’cept when I’m in deep thought…yup; just about always
smiling! ^_^
-Laugh: Reading these REALLY
comical fanfictions (yes, I have no life…j/k!)
-Cry: hmm…I won’t go into detail,
but let’s just say it involved a HUGE fight between me and my dad…unless you
wanna count the last DRAMA fanfiction I read
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Duo: how many hours a day does
this girl SPEND reading fanfictions, anyways?!?
Ashy-chan: you don’t wanna know…
All: -_-()
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What do you
need/want right now: CHOCOLATE!
Sugar at a close second….
Do you obey
rules:
usually, unless I don’t like the rule
Do you really: yeah
Who is the last
person you shared a secret with:
hmm…probably my friend Laura (she lives in the city, so I don’t get to see her
much, but it was over the AOL IM)
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Duo: AOL is evil
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Been in love
before: not
me…but unlike some…I don’t mind; being single’s fun! ^_^
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Duo: a.k.a., if gives her an
excuse to feign over Quatre…
Quatre: (borrows the Authoress’
spork temporarily, and fwaps Duo over the head with it, then returns it back to
the Spas)
Duo: ITAI!
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Been to Outer
Space: only
my mind…the rest of me hasn’t left earth
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Quatre: …and her mind hasn’t come
back yet
All but Quatre: (gasp) QUATRE!
Quatre: (looks innocently) what?
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Coffee or tea: Tea mixed with Lemon and
Sugar…yummie!
Blanket or
stuffed animal:
Giant, soft stuffed animals that you can cuddle up with, but don’t make you
sneeze
Color of socks
that are on you now:
pastel-rainbow stripped (they’re really pretty)
Favorite Number:
either 3,
4, or 28
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Duo: … why?
Quatre: well, she was born on the
28th of the third month, but I don’t know why it could be “4” as
well
Trowa: …isn’t that your nickname,
Quatre: 04?
Quatre: …(blushes)
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When was the
last time you went to the hospital, and why:
lesse…about a month ago, a friend of my mom’s had a little baby girl, and
we went to visit…she’s soooo adorable!
What color is
your bedroom:
well, the walls themselves are white, but I have more pictures up on my walls
of anime *coughgundamwingcough* characters, kittens, etc., than my mom has in
her photo album! Let’s just say… “variety”
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Duo: let’s just say… “Obsessive”
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What do u do
most when you're bored:
I either turn on the radio and sing karaoke, watch a movie, or write/work on a
ficcy (the latter I do most often ^_~)
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All: be afraid…be very afraid…
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What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much: [to save time, I’ll just mention the
fact that many of my overly-used phrases involve mixing a combination of
Spanish, Japanese, English, and a few words I make up myself]
What Friend
lives the farthest away:
hmm…got me; I have friends all over the world
Most annoying
thing: When
you’re talking with a friend on the telephone who climbed out on top of her
roof to sit, AND THEN DROPS THE PHONE OFF THE ROOF AND DOWN TWO STORIES WHILE
YOU’RE STILL ON THE LINE!!
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Rachy-chan: (looks up from mint leaves)
Still mad, huh?
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Also,
when my dad kicks me outta the computer room when I’m either reading a fanfic
or working on a fanfic
Best things: Sugar, Chocolate,
Caffeine, Fanfics, Anime, the Chibis, Movies, Sleepovers w/ friends, etc.
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Duo: I’m noticing a pattern with
her…
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What time is it
now:
10:21pm
How glad are you
this thing is over:
…no comment….
Attached
Message:
>>
Your fondest
memory: I have
a lot of nice ones, but the best would hafta be the first school Dance of my
High School Year, ‘cuz that’s there I first met the Chibis (I live in a
different town than them… -_-….)
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Duo: so, basically, we have a
High School Dance to blame for the four…
Ashy-chan: AHEM… Six
Duo: …six
of you?
Ashy-chan:
chibi*nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod
Duo: -_-() I always did hate
school…
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Most Embarrassing
memory: In
7th grade, I went to a school dance as a guest (meaning I wasn’t
from the school), along with a few friends.
This one guys kept asking me to dance all night, so finally I agreed to
ONE dance…that was the last I heard from him.
But then, TWO YEARS LATER, I attend the High School, a mix of about 6
other middle schools together, and make a whole bunch of new friends.
One of them used to go to the school I had gone to that dance at, and
was suddenly pissed at me because she found out that I had gone to that dance
in 7th grade, and (get this…) that year, her “boyfriend” broke up
with her, claiming he found “a new girlfriend from out of town at that
dance”….she blew up at me, refused to talk to me for about a week, but then got
over it. It was still
REALLY embarrassing…Television Drama-worthy, even!
And I never even knew about it until she started yelling at me!
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Duo: …wow…
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You know it’s
love when…: you
feel more comfortable being in that person’s company than you even do when
you’re by yourself, and constantly think about him/her (in my case, him)
Something you
wish you could take back:
My CD’s
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All: (fall over anime-style from
bad joke)
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Person you
consider yourself closest to:
I dunno…I have too many secrets inside, and don’t let people get too close…it
just ends up hurting when you hafta say goodbye in the end, and I’ve had to say
goodbye too many times already
One thing others
find irritable about you: ONE
thing? ^_~ j/k….Well, even though I’m a “blonde”, I really am smart, and get
good grades in school without even trying…the kids keep constantly saying I’m
“too smart” (It just hurts to think for more than necessary, so my brain just
shuts off when school ends! ^_^)
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Duo: Ha; prove it!
Ashy-chan: …do you know what her
NATURAL hair color is?
Duo: …no…
Ashy-chan: (shows him picture)
Duo: O.O I don’t believe it!!
Ashy-chan: told ya!
Rachy-chan: (looks up from mint leaves
temporarily) it’s like this; if she eats something, usually sugar, then she goes
all “blonde”, but if she doesn’t eat anything, then she starts using big words
and confusing me, and sometimes Lizzy.
Duo/Trowa/Quatre: really?
Ashy-chan: oh…so that’s why she
refused to eat anything the morning of finals!
Rachy-chan: (nods) uh-huh
Duo: (whispers to the other two,
something about hiding the sugar from the Authoress in the future)
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One thing you
find irritable about yourself:
Lemme put it this way: for those of you who are also Digimon fans,
picture a blonde Miyako/Yolei, sans-glasses…that’s me, personality and all.
(For those of you who aren’t, picture a hyperactive,
openly-speaks-her-mind-regardless-of-the-consequences, loud, energetic, blonde
girl with a semi-bossy attitude to boot. That’s
me) As much as I like the fact
that that’s who I am, it probably would help if sometimes I knew when to…shall
we say…shut up?
Where are you
right now:
At home, in the computer room next to my parent’s bedroom
Where would you
like to be:
I’d say in the land of anime, but I know that ain’t gonna happen, so probably
outside either at a park or on the beach…it’s raining right now and I LUV the
rain! Walking in it is soooo much
fun, and if it weren’t almost 11 at night, I’d go for a walk right now. Oh, well….
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Duo: …I still can’t believe THAT’S (points to
picture) your natural hair color!
Me: (gasps) WHERE’D YOU GET THAT! (snaps picture away
from Duo, blushing furiously)
Ashy-chan: (whistles innocently and looks away)
Me: …ASHY!!!!
Ashy-chan: yes?
Me: >~< never mind…
Miellie-chan/Wufei: (wake up at the same time)
Miellie-chan: O,O WUFFIE!!!!! (glomps him)
Wufei: Aaaaaahhhhhh!
WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?
Me: (re-reads series one more time) actually, we’re
done.
Quatre: so can we PLEASE leave now?
Duo: …before Heero goes completely crazy?
Sure enough, spy-boy over toward the void has gone beyond
the zero-system look to…well…just plain crazy.
He is down on his hands and knees, trying to dig his way out.
Unfortunately, the only thing beneath him is harder than concrete.
Me: okay, that does it…away with all of you before he
gets the idea to blast his way out!
Duo: (pouting) but I wanted to find out what was in
the void.
Me: (Authress Death Glare)
Duo: eep! Bye!
And so, with a wave of her hand, all five Gundam pilots
disappear back into the land of anime, where they shall remain until the
Authoress calls upon them again for a fic.
The Chibis also leave; Rachy-chan still munching away on her mint
leaves, and Ashy-chan dragging out a now-pouting Miellie-chan.
As they are all poofed out of the Authoress’ realm, the Authoress turns
back to her computer, and immediately starts on another fic….
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Somewhere out in anime land: OH, WHEN WILL IT
END?!?!?!?!?
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